Sunday, July 31, 2011

The Aliens are coming (cue "Close encounters of the 3rd kind" music)

So today being the nice parents we are, we decided to take the kids on what we called a Magical Mystery Tour (in layman's terms, driving somewhere which doesn't include electronics or fast food and I'm not telling you where so you that you don't bug me about the lack of "fun stuff" while driving).

So picture this (here's some visuals just to help the process)

Glorious day for a drive
Enjoying a picnic in the sunshine
Go for a nice walk to check out the waterfall
Trying and failing to be arty farty and get some nice water shots
WTF IS THAT SHIT CARVED INTO THE ROCKFACE???

I mean seriously, WTF is that??? That is one of the creepiest bloody things I've ever seen. So yeah after that we backtracked and headed off to somewhere much more pleasant. Sweet dreams tonight eh?

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

I was in your store earlier today

*Sigh* These are the last words you want to hear when you work in retail because they are usually the precursor to a conversation that you really don't want to be having. So today I was pleasantly surprised to answer the phone to a lovely customer who was wanting to thank me for the service I gave her. I was so pleasantly surprised that I thought I'd blog about it (ya know, ASW and all that jazz).

In reality I didn't do much more for her than I would for anyone else. I offered assistance, she was specific in her needs and I managed to source what she wanted. Just another day at the office really. What I guess made it impressive was that she left the store and returned again to purchase more and to thank me. Then phoned a few hours later to thank me again. In this day and age, you don't really get much thanks in retail. Hell there are days where you are lucky if you get an acknowledgement but it's customers like this that make the job worthwhile.

Now in turn this has rubbed off on to me. I've always been friendly and polite to people serving me but I've never rang anywhere and said thanks. I honestly don't know if I'd go that far, but I do make sure that I really thank the person who has shown me great customer service. Not that over the top crazy shit, but the genuine stuff that hopefully that person will walk away remembering.




Friday, July 22, 2011

I heart Werribee

You know every single working day I work past this stall and choke back laughter. Seriously like anyone is going to buy this T-Shirt. ANYONE.

If you've come to Werribee you'll know that there is nothing spectacular to write home about. I mean hell it's not a bad place (unless you count the vision on last nights AFL Footy Show) and I do live in a surrounding suburb but it's just your typical burbs.

That said if you're feeling particularly creative you could write home about the claim to fame shit farm. That and bogans is all Werribee seems to be known for.



Now in the interest of all things not shit:

FlogYoBlog Friday 22/07

1. Mama Grace Gets A Face-Lift !  43. How to Help Your Working Husband Bond With Your Children  
2. Fuck, I put weight on...  44. The neglectful wife  
3. Slightly chilli?  45. The Power of the Awkward  
4. When I am a Mum I will never  46. Shock, horror: father looks after his own children  
5. Blogopolis, here I come!  47. Ella's Birth Story  
6. Chickens and Bees - My Sister  48. An Abby Cadabby Birthday Party  
7. Something special from me to you!  49. Haemochromatosis  
8. Under The Windmills - A bit fishy...  50. The Things I'd Tell You  
9. Scary PND truth  51. SAHMadness- Come dry with me, come dry, let's dry awaaayyyy!  
10. Parental Parody : Can't dress myself for shit  52. Are you a Pott-Head?  
11. red shoes - a pastiche  53. Nat's Natterings Magic 100 Words in Victorian Cursive  
12. Happy Birthday to me!!!!!  54. Mixed Gems - Will my children look like me?  
13. Silent gratitude isn't very much to anyone.  55. Putting it all out there...Lulu @Cherry Blossom Adventures  
14. My son has a "usual" at McDonalds!! Oh the Shame  56. NappyDaze & the Crisis of confidence  
15. Wherever the day takes you - Defining Moments  57. Mummy's Undeserved Blessings  
16. 11practical ways to build self esteem  58. I Resorted to toilet humour ... Again.  
17. Mrs Woog shares some delicious canned food ideas  59. Kirsty@MyHomeTruths - A Perfect Storm  
18. Hmm nothing too exciting going on but coome and say hi anyway - I'm lonely.  60. Sam-O  
19. Lifeasmummymax - forgetting my age  61. You tube thursday - Go the F*ck to sleep edition  
20. Working with PR @Three Lil  62. Tara@OurWhirlwindAdventures  
21. 400 Weeks Pregnant - My Mummy Daze  63. Reservoir Dad  
22. Weekend retreating  64. Here I Am Loulou  
23. Little Drummer Boys Giveaway  65. mums the word  
24. Five Little Reasons - Every Kitchen Needs One.  66. Don't Worry Be Happy!  
25. nothatgoodofaperson  67. bronnie (maid in australia)  
26. And then a big, brown shark came  68. Jess WhoaMamma  
27. is your marriage baby-proof?  69. What in the hell was I thinking?  
28. Nobashake - grateful  70. Hitler Vs MagnetoBoldToo  
29. ninja tales  71. Asthma- Lil Going Left  
30. Social Media Addiction? @ The Mummy Autobiography  72. Kids are NOT a fashion accessory  
31. Moodi Mumma  73. Freedom of Expression- The Body Edition  
32. Cute Baby Bedhead  74. Gimme Gimme Gimme, Airline Advice Please!  
33. Since when did this get so hard?  75. World First - Tattoo Tuesday!  
34. Recipe for a Wet Weekend  76. Having fun is for losers @ Mum in search  
35. The Princess Margaret you didn't know  77. A Dose of Joy  
36. Just Jess- An Announcement  78. Juice for Beauty  
37. Six Weeks  79. Finding My New Normal  
38. Eat Play Bond - When The Boys Set Up House  80. Curious about Costco?  
39. MummyK and her death trap car  81. Child abuse by ... sunburn?  
40. Wanderlust - How to save a life  82. Lark Creations  
41. Seana's Crust Conundrums... are you a crust-cutter?  83. My Fijian holiday in photos!  
42. High School Secrets  

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Thursday, July 21, 2011

And then a big brown shark came

Anyone that's a first time parent will be familiar with all the horror stories that get inflicted on you from the moment that you pee on stick. Apart from the obvious your child being ill or worse the one thing that really struck a chord of horror with me was the dreaded poo stories. In particular the poo painting and pooing in the bath. So for me it probably was a small stroke of good luck that two of my three kids have bowel issues causing constipation. In almost eight years we've had only one poo painting incident (which admittedly did cause lots of gagging and retching on my part) and had no bath incidents...

...until last week.

I was at work and getting just a tad annoyed that I'd been trying to phone Brian several times on both the home phone and mobile and he wasn't answering either. When he finally called me back, I got to speak to Imogen who proudly told me "I did poos in the bath". Is it wrong that I laughed that it was Brian that it happened to? Is it wrong that I'd told all my workmates so that when he came in later that even they laughed at him?

Imogen told me that she was crying and screaming "because the poo came out" and I was laughing even more as I can only imagine my anal retentive germ phobe husband squealing even louder than her at the thought of having to clean it.

I'm still laughing now just typing this out which brings me to the video below which I immediately though of when it happened.


Monday, July 18, 2011

Jumping on the bandwagon

Now I'm not one to join in on the planking phenomen. 
Quite frankly I think it's bloody ridiculous. 
But hey I'll jump on the bandwagon if the right opportunity arises. 
And arise it did.

Planking - Imogen style

Sunday, July 17, 2011

Love the country drive

As much as the long drive to and from the inlaws is a killer, I have to admit that I have a really soft spot for country scenery. One day I'd love to just take my time and meander up there with my camera in tow and take pics of everything that catches my eye. Take for instance driving through a leafless avenue of honour with one single bird sitting on a very top branch, the almost completely decimated bluestone cottages in open field, the gorgeous little town of Beaufort which I stop at every time.


One day I'll find the time to do it.

Friday, July 15, 2011

Stupid is as stupid does

After the week I've had I'm thinking Mrs Gump had me in mind when she coined this phrase.

My week of stupids:
  • After having packaged up two parcels to post to another store, I then proceeded to cut one open only about an hour later thinking they where deliveries to us. After realising my stupidity and having a laugh about it, no more than 10 minutes later did the same thing with the second parcel.
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  • For some reason I've lost all ability to count money. Every single day I've somehow stuffed up the cash counting, whether it be from swapping change or just plain on counting. You name it, I stuffed it.
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  •  I locked myself out of the back room at work not once but twice in a space of 24 hours.
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And finally the pièce de résistance:

  • Had an unfortunate incident with a loose thread and underwear. How the hell people go commando beats me because I was going to stick it out for my last hour at work and after not even 5 minutes I was doing an emergency dash to K-Mart with butt cheeks clenched all the while wondering if people behind me could see I was footloose and fancy free. Now I debated sharing this gem but I figured that the entertainment value was worth the shame.


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    And yes again I'm late, but I'll still share the love:

    FlogYoBlog Friday 15/07

    1. Fussy Eater's Mum  39. tattoomummy - oldageaphobia  
    2. Under The Windmills - The Gift of Life  40. Hearing Voices - Pandamoanium  
    3. Granny gets a makeover  41. Panic at the bookstore  
    4. The Blog-alogue  42. Living Life Playing the Glad Game  
    5. Pointing the bloody finger!  43. A Vlog by Just Me  
    6. Leave Pass: Mummy's night off  44. Amy @ MahliMoo  
    7. Being a kid again  45. Embracing the calm after the storm  
    8. Give me a little sign girl (minus Peter Andre)  46. Just Jess- Bogan  
    9. BFF and Outrageous Prices on Used Goods  47. Baby Girl's 1st Manicure  
    10. Toushka Lee will let her 3 yr old babysit the baby!  48. Stay At Home Madness- Elvis, Renovations and The Hustle!  
    11. relax and rewind .. x  49. Balance, balance, wherefore art thou balance  
    12. This week's Guest Star - Journey Beyond Survival  50. Seana's Real Mothers' Group, the Old Trolls  
    13. Who is she trying to impress Part 2  51. The Bad Wife Post  
    14. A night out with The Mummy Autobiography  52. Toddler Tastes  
    15. The count down catch up - arrrgghhh!  53. Special Rewards, Jeggings and a Galaxy  
    16. I'm F.I.N.E, Just fine.  54. Rainy Day Box - Giveaway  
    17. Meet Melman  55. Mrs Woog blogs about a shiny vagina  
    18. Five Little Reasons  56. What about the Cupcakes?  
    19. Double three  57. It's Great to Hydrate - Beauty Giveaway!  
    20. Moodi Mumma  58. Things I Know FlogBlogging Style  
    21. How Harry Potter Was Almost Ruined  59. Scared of Daycare - Good, Bad & Unnecessary  
    22. Parental Parody  60. Mixed Gems - Mummy Slave and the Snot Machine  
    23. Giving Back Girl  61. Stay Out of My Way ...  
    24. Living with boys  62. When the mummy monster visits - brought to you by PMT inc.  
    25. An Oblivious Person and a Small Blog  63. Get your glow on  
    26. Do you view food as fuel or pleasure?  64. Lifeasmummymax  
    27. Conversations with a two-and-a-half year old  65. bigwords shows her placenta  
    28. Licensed to Drive - even though it scares the be'jesus outa me!  66. My Sons Birth Story  
    29. Eat Play Bond Aldi - The Good, The Bad and The Crazy  67. Six months without diet coke  
    30. Home to School  68. FoodMuster - Super Giveaway  
    31. MummyK and her Digital Parents logo  69. My Babes get their first pets  
    32. Why Red Fingernails Makes A Happy Mother  70. The Mummy Hat  
    33. Donations welcome hehe  71. Mother Moments - My Parenting Fail  
    34. Becky and James | Being Different  72. Why praise alone won't build self esteem  
    35. It's 'D' Day - Wherever the day takes you  73. Finding My New Normal  
    36. Things I need to find in Sydney  74. Pampers&Pinot: Burning Soles  
    37. Tickets giveaway - excellent show/expo  75. Princess Leia  
    38. Uncharted milestones  76. notthatgoodofaperson  

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    Monday, July 11, 2011

    Who's a pretty birthday boy then?

    Ahhh John, there is just so much I can say.  So many adventures shared, so many ups and downs, friends through the good and the bad. I'm so glad that you're a part of our lives. Happy Birthday Old Man. xx

    John & I - 1994
    And now some words from the wise Freddy Mercury:
    Ooo, you make me live now honey
    Ooo, you make me live
    You're the best friend
    that I ever had
    I've been with you such a long time
    You're my sunshine
    And I want you to know
    That my feelings are true
    I really love you
    You're my best friend 

    Well you're one of them :P

    Saturday, July 9, 2011

    New Kids on the block - To brick or not to brick, that is the question


    23.06.11 -Bottom story wrapped and ready to be bricked. YAY!!!
    24.06.11 -Two week hold up on bricks :( Nothing can be done now until the bricks arrive. BOO!!!

    09.07.11 - We have some bricks. They appear to be the ones that go under the render. At least they're bricks.

    Friday, July 8, 2011

    MasterChef / DisasterChef

    'Cause you're hot and you're cold. You're yes then you're no. You're in and you're out. You're up and you're down...
    Much to the kids disgust today they got to spend time with me instead of going to the holiday program. Now usually they wouldn't complain (well that's what I'm telling myself) but today they where having a MasterChef inspired cupcake decorating contest at the holiday program. Not to be outdone but a bunch of carers, it was time for fail mother to step up to the mark. Oh yes and live up to my fail mother reputation I did with this wonderful creation. Note to self :check consistancy of writing gels before attempting a culinary masterpiece. 
    Anyway, the main point of the exercise was for the kids to have a great time and that they did. Here's the pics along the way and the final results to prove it.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

     


    In keeping with the theme of all things MasterChef, here's what else is cooking in the world of blogs:

    FlogYoBlog Friday 08/07

    1. Meet my Blogopolis sponsor!  48. Eat Play Bond - Happiness Is...  
    2. Mama Grace talks about her days as a hapless corporate hamster  49. Trish  
    3. Our Whirlwind Adventures - Google+  50. 4 things I hate doing...everyday  
    4. The Dreaded UnFollow  51. bronnie  
    5. Under The Windmills - The Lazy Post  52. Winter wardrobe colour  
    6. Kissed the girls and made me cry@diary of a SAHM  53. Mrs Woog shares more Parenting Tips  
    7. Help yourself  54. Bittersweet  
    8. Wednesday From The Womb - Week 26  55. The Big Fat Lump  
    9. Honestly, she doesn't whine at all!!  56. My Truth - The Good, The Bad & The Unnecessary  
    10. Three Li'l Princesses - Give us a kiss  57. Living Life Playing the Glad Game  
    11. Helllllllo income!  58. Toy sales - fifth dimension of hell  
    12. Where is the line between parenting and invading our childrens privacy?  59. Rockin the Puffer!  
    13. Chickens and Bees - Happies Vs Sads  60. Guest Poster - KylieOfiu - Setting A Budget  
    14. The link between leaving corporate Australia and red wine  61. Lessons from My Cat  
    15. A Dose of Dannie  62. Seagull's love affair with 7:30  
    16. The one where I get rooted!  63. Wedge ...  
    17. Parental Parody - School Holidays  64. Under the weather  
    18. Emmasbrain  65. Blog posts never written  
    19. The mother I was and what I have now become  66. Win a Baby ???  
    20. Amy @ Mahli Moo- Frugal Feasts  67. Surviving Motherhood  
    21. A good day  68. How I saved $400 in 2 weeks  
    22. Lil-Going Left  69. kate knows stuff  
    23. Do you remember the last day you spoke to someone special, before they died  70. Goggle+1= Me  
    24. Jennifer Smart  71. It might not exactly be the version of Prodigal Son you expect!"  
    25. My very White Eekend  72. Room with a View  
    26. a new leaf  73. I'm freaking moving to Sydney in 3 weeks. Be my friend?????  
    27. MummyK almost got bombed, seriously!  74. Blue Zone: Giveaway and more  
    28. Musical Interlude at Toushka Lee  75. Chookarelli  
    29. Normal is the New Advanced  76. Lulu @ Cherry Blossom Adventures  
    30. First post giveaway!  77. One Blind Housewife @myIdeaLife  
    31. BM-I Don't Car abusing Professor  78. Nobashake  
    32. Down down prices are down? @dollarseeds  79. Luckiest Girl In The World  
    33. Yesterday I saw a man have a heart attack.  80. MasterChef/DisasterChef  
    34. things about money that shit me  81. A Life Less Ordinary...Guest post by Handflapper  
    35. You tube Thursday - Mich,The Optimist  82. Pampers&Pinot: Whack a Mole  
    36. A little space like home  83. notthatgoodofaperson  
    37. ATBOTG - Great Gallifreyan Tramp Stamps...  84. A Book, A Girl, A Journey  
    38. Why I won't be watching Transformers 3  85. Special Saturday - Music  
    39. My Daughters Birth Story  86. TwitchyCorner- A Fashion Faux Pas  
    40. Airport Love @ Mia's Mummy  87. PR & Blogs - I finally get how the bloggy world turns!  
    41. Got A Story To Tell Me?  88. ClaireyHewitt needs help with Toys.  
    42. Early bed, early to rise. Again, and again, and again.  89. Picklebums - crazy kids  
    43. Fussy Eater's Mum  90. Things I Know - As linked to by Hitler  
    44. Sesame - Five Weeks  91. The Beet Goes On - Dear Katy Perry, you really are a stupid bint  
    45. Miss Cinders - So I Put on my Big Girl Boots Today...  92. Forever - Gaia giveaway  
    46. Acceptance & a Friday Fluff  93. Lifeasmummymax  
    47. Trusting our instincts  

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    Thursday, July 7, 2011

    Can you point your fingers and do the twist?

    For those of you that are parents, somewhere along the line you've probably heard of Raggs. No not The Wiggles, not Wags the Dog but the dodgy brother version, Raggs. For the uninitiated, this is Raggs
    Raggs is the current bane of my existence and not through any fault of my kids. Now I go to work, not only to make a buck but for some me time (why I chose to do that in a kids clothing store begs to question my mental state though). So imagine my *cough* delight *cough* to find that for the first week of the school holidays not only is there eleventy billion kids everywhere, but there is now a eleventy billion kids crammed into the one spot listening to good ol' Raggs and his buddies right out the front of my store. Like this:
    You have no idea how thankful I am for the day off tomorrow. Now if only they where the real deal I'd be happy. At least I could sing along (she types while humming "Well we're gonna go up, then go down. Get back up and turn around. Can you point your fingers and do the twist?")

    Monday, July 4, 2011

    Getting some bang for your buck

    While it's great that this government of ours gives us some great kickbacks for Childcare, sometimes it really does seem ludicrous the amount of money you outlay just to work.

    Take school holiday programs for example. My kids are lucky enough to have Grandparents that can take them for a week here and there but they need their breaks too, so holiday program it is. Every fortnight, both Brian and I have one weekday off so we try to arrange that week as being the holiday program week to lessen the financial burden. Even so sending the boys for just three days still leaves me initially out of pocket $288.

    So today is was nice to get some bang for my buck. Yes I admit that they usually go to the movies or bowling or have some activity group come to them (last holidays it was a reptile park place that visits with animals) but this time it was nice for the kids to bring something home that they'd made (well stuffed with some sort of foam and a star that they made a wish on) and could keep.


    P.S. Yes I know they need haircuts, but they've got it set in their minds that they want to grow their hair like Justin Bieber (god help me).

    Sunday, July 3, 2011

    Washing my mouth out with soap

    I know I can't possibly be the only person that finds random sayings get stuck not only in their heads but come flying out of their mouths at what is most probably the wrong time at what is also probably the wrong volume. Can I? 

    It seems to be unfortunate that the latest quip seems to include to one but two profanities. And it keeps coming out.




    And even though I was too late to join in myself, for some awesome reading check out this week edition of FYBF:

    FlogYoBlog Friday 01/07

    1. Moodi Mumma  34. Housework And The Long Term Relationshior  
    2. Mother Duck Said  35. Lil-Going Left -Asthma  
    3. Why I Blog. Or Don't Blog. @MY VIRTUAL LIFE  36. nothing is sacred  
    4. Am I the Evil Stepmother?  37. For Love or Money  
    5. Things I will never say to your face @ The Mummy Autobiography  38. Birthing a Mandarin  
    6. Finding My New Normal  39. What do I know? That MacGuyver could NEVER cut it as a Stay At Home Mum!  
    7. Bear with a sore head ready for bed @ThreeLil  40. Daisy, Roo and Two - Things I Know  
    8. Chickens and Bees  41. Making money in 365 ways - a GIVEAWAY!  
    9. I didnt give in im still blogging@lifeasmummymax  42. My besty be blogging  
    10. Defending & Protecting  43. How good are you at following through  
    11. Yay For Home!  44. Goodbye 4 @ Little Drummers  
    12. A2K  45. Who was on the purple carpet this week?  
    13. A little space like home  46. My Younger Self @ Mia's Mummy  
    14. More Pixie than Goddess  47. NappyDaze - happy Blog-a-versary to me  
    15. ATBOTG - The Mind of a Toddler  48. Mrs Woog releases her Winter Shit List Edition.  
    16. Pizza night + Baker's Delight giveaway!  49. Sarah @GettingfromHeretoThere  
    17. Parental Parody  50. Wherever the day takes you  
    18. Reclaiming 'Princess'  51. Becky and James  
    19. 5 going on perfect@ Diary of a SAHM  52. Things that never argue with me  
    20. Me 'N my Monkeys  53. Mummy To Five -- know your flog  
    21. Speaking About Depression @ Help!Mum  54. Kirsty@My Home Truths  
    22. Blogging Journey So Far...  55. Fussy Eater's Mum  
    23. Some nauseating news  56. Karate Chop  
    24. Do you do 'boudoir' in the bedroom?  57. Just Jess- Smoking in pregnancy and my lack of a brain-to-mouth filter.  
    25. Goodbye Spare Cash. Hello Spare Time  58. Living Life Playing the Glad Game  
    26. Mastiff Maiden - Karaoke bloggers style  59. Blue Zone: Journey to parenthood  
    27. Map Guy's MANCRUSH  60. picklebums - random knowings  
    28. MummyK's first blogger meet up  61. Questions about questioning a loss  
    29. The Awesome Post  62. Eat Play Bond - All About Me!  
    30. Happy Birthday Georgie!  63. The Frugal Daddy - Super Daddy  
    31. a girl with kaleidoscope eyes  64. FoodMuster  
    32. Mich, The Optimist : You tube Thursday  65. veggie mama  
    33. Cats Like Pumpkin Pie Too  66. Pampers&Pinot: The Cat Did It!  

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