Anyone want and 3 & 4 y/o - free to a good (no actually any) home.
Seriously I'm ready to shoot either myself or them. Because of this heat, they can only play outside either early in the morning, or just before bedtime - so they are driving me nuts and doing REALLY naughty stuff.
I went to the loo before and no word of a lie, I was in the bathroom for a maximum of 5 minutes. Before I went I'd given them a slice of chocolate cake each that a girlfriend had brought over. By the time I came out they had crumbled it up and seriously thrown it all over the lounge room floor. I just don't understand why they'd do something like that. (apart from throwing it, it's chocolate mud cake - what's wrong with them??)
So now they've been sent to their room for some quiet time and are lying on their beds watching a DVD.
Lets just see how long the peace lasts.
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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
You know it's going to be a great day when....
I got up and got the kids their cereal at about 6am this morning and I climbed back into bed secure in the knowledge that Dora & Diego were on so the kids were going to happily eat and watch tv.
By this stage Brian was already in the shower so I knew he'd be getting ready for work soon so the kids couldn't really get into anything. *Sigh* If only I knew.
Brian woke me at 7am telling me that he's got to go to work and he doesn't have time to clean up and something about eggs. I was still pretty out of it so I didn't really pay too much attention. As he walked out the door the kids came and jumped into bed with me and watched TV while I dozed off and on for another hour or so.
When I finally got up the kids ran down to the lounge and I went to the loo. Liam comes into the ensuite tellling me he's got egg on his hands. Egg? What do you mean egg? I look at his hands and sure enough they're covered in egg white.
So I head down to the lounge only to find this huge monstrosity:
Apparently the excuse for breaking up the eggs everywhere:
"We were making you breakfast."
How can I be angry at that?
By this stage Brian was already in the shower so I knew he'd be getting ready for work soon so the kids couldn't really get into anything. *Sigh* If only I knew.
Brian woke me at 7am telling me that he's got to go to work and he doesn't have time to clean up and something about eggs. I was still pretty out of it so I didn't really pay too much attention. As he walked out the door the kids came and jumped into bed with me and watched TV while I dozed off and on for another hour or so.
When I finally got up the kids ran down to the lounge and I went to the loo. Liam comes into the ensuite tellling me he's got egg on his hands. Egg? What do you mean egg? I look at his hands and sure enough they're covered in egg white.
So I head down to the lounge only to find this huge monstrosity:
Apparently the excuse for breaking up the eggs everywhere:"We were making you breakfast."
How can I be angry at that?
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