Oh yes, you did read correctly, I did write and the picture does say "Sperm Racer". So do ya wanna play? Do ya? Do ya? I'll race you to the cervix. Yep that's right, to win you use a joystick and race the other sperm to the cervix. As per below:
But wait for it...this is a kids game. Part of the Humanoid Discovery exhibition at Scienceworks. How bloody funny.
And just to show the extent of how juvenile I am - here's a few other amusing pics from the day: