Jack comes home and proudly announces to us tonight that today was his turn for show and tell at school. Since he didn't know beforehand, he didn't take anything with him so he decided to tell them a story about his home life (this is where you know it's going to go down hill).
" My mum and my dad where calling me a dufus because they think I am but I'm not. Any questions? Ok thanks."
To which his teacher replied "Jack I don't think you're a dufus. I think you're very smart".
Oh God. Ground open me up and swallow me right now.
hahahahahahahahahah!
ReplyDeleteoh how embaressment lol