The eviction notice has been served

Dear Miss B

Tenant has 3 days in which she can either gather her belongings and vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which she will be physically removed from the property.

She is being evicted due to a breech of contract and destruction of property.

Expansions only to the front of the property, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the property were also made.

Remodeling and gutting the property was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure.

Due to property damage, there are now leaks in both upper and lower levels of the property.

Also, late night parties have been discovered on the property and are not greatly appreciated!

Any further problems will result in immediate removal!

Sincerely the Landlady (Your mother)

*I can't take credit for this one - I found it on the web and thought it was cute.