How to cervix play?

So did you all read this title and go WTF??

See here's the thing, somebody was googling "How to cervix play" and not once, not twice but five times has now landed on my blog. So yeah, I was thinking WTF as well. Turns out it links up to my post about The Human Body exhibition at Scienceworks. Still, too freakin' weird for me.

Someone has way too much time on their hands and absolutely no imagination if they're googling how to play with their bajingo (and yes I did steal the use of the word bajingo from a post of absolute gold literary skills from a classic oversharer).