I'm slowly going insane

Today was day three with no internet, no home phone and stupid bloody call centers that
1. I can hardly hear as their connection is so shit
Here's a tip - you're a phone company, fix it maybe???
and 2. have employees that speak in heavily accented English that is REALLY hard to understand on a good connection let alone a bad one.
Let me finish my rant with a pic that I "borrowed" courtesy of google images that sums up my feelings...